Thursday, May 23, 2013

Five Reasons I'm a Terrible Blogger

1. I don't own a bubble necklace.

My teeth hurt just looking at this.

2. I hate cupcakes.  Ok, not really.  I mean, if you put a cupcake in front of me, I'm probably going to eat it and enjoy it.  But I'm just not all "oooh, OMG, cupcakes!" like everyone else on the interwebs.  It's a small cake.  Let's all collectively move on.  P.S. Ice cream is vastly superior.  P.P.S. I guess I'm not the only one who feels this way.

3. I can never and will never discuss my child's toilet training process on the internet. Typing the word "potty" makes me break out in a cold sweat.

A hundred dollars says this chick didn't even vote.

4. Nail art. I just can't do it.

5. I let my blog domain registration lapse and didn't even realize it. Sorry the site was down for a bit.

I'll try to post more frequently, I know I've been a little AWOL.

Whew. It feels good to have come clean about the cupcake thing.  I've kept that bottled up for years.

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  1. 1) Me too. It would just get destroyed by my son.
    2) Me too. The frosting to cake ratio is always wrong.
    3) Me too. 'Nuff said.
    4) Me too. I'm far too lazy to be bothered.
    5) I don't even have a registered domain, so no judgments.
    Glad to see you back, terrible blogger or not! :)

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